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For Pete’s Sake
‘Hawks Pass up a Win
A man who says he'll book flights to Saturn will do a bigger business than a Pete Carroll Fan Club will this month. Beetle Bailey will become a General before Carroll can play doubles tennis. Seahawk fans will root for Mr. Potter over another Bailey—George—before they'll toast their coach. Norman Bates will get a Chamber of Commerce medal when Pete Carroll teaches the course: "Football Strategy: The Last Yard is the Toughest." Bomani Jones, on ESPN's Around the Horn, said the call was, "stu ...
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