You know the old saying: Don’t Squat With Your Spurs On. Good advice. Here’s another version: Watch Where You Squat. Because they’re everywhere. Fire ants. And are they ever. On fire, that is. Anyone who’s personally encountered them knows what I mean. They move fast as fleas. And are about the same size. And the pain they inflict can surpass other bites and stings. Maybe that’s because they bite you first and then sting. If you just arrived on Planet Earth, North America, Texas, Maso ...