"Attention Men: Guinness Record in Reach..."    Samsung scientists who packed too much charge into the latest smartphones may be graduates of the “Duracell School of Battery-Making.” Who knows what happened, but my Uncle Mort--reaching into the deepest crevice of his unbounded wisdom--believes some of ‘em want to both “burn something as well as start something.”    The 104-year-old denizen of the thicket in East Texas continues to be a ...