I do hereby resolve The customary thing to do when a new year rolls around is to make resolutions. A resolution, as near as I can tell, is a promise to yourself to change something in your life that needs changing. People generally vow to lose weight, exercise more, be nicer to others, or stop eating a half-gallon of ice cream at a time, straight out of the box. There’s certainly nothing wrong with improving ourselves, although I’ve never understood why people wait until Ja ...