Go fly a kite. Go jump in the lake. It’s perfect weather for both. Well...maybe the water is a little cold. But it sounds fun just the same. Especially flying a kite. Kite flying is as old as the hills. Three thousand years old, give or take. Like before Christ. China invented the kite. They had silk. They had bamboo. So they said, “Let’s make something.” Only they said it in Chinese. And then they flew them as instruments of war. Kites lifted fireworks up in the air to scare the enemy. ...