The circle of life (and death) Ron White says you can’t fix stupid. Nature sometimes tries anyway. For example, three friends recently found a couple of kittens in a San Antonio alley, and decided to take the little furballs in and adopt them. A day and a half later, after numerous failed attempts to get the critters to take kitten milk, and no telling how many bites and scratches, the three gave up and called San Antonio Animal Care Services, who came and took the kittens off their hands ...