Strawmageddon National Geographic’s Laura Parker reported, in a timely and well-written article published 23 February, 2018, that there is a new catastrophic threat to planet Earth that dwarfs all previous catastrophic threats, including, but not limited to, ozone depletion, global warming, global cooling, global preheating, global rinsing, Russian election intervention, the Kardashians, and reruns of the Friends sitcom.