Sweet Chariot Stocks?... A casual statement made by my Uncle Mort at his 107th birthday party recently may go a long way in explaining why he continues his relentless pursuit of get-rich-quick inventions. He said he suffered a monumental financial blow--a borderline “gut punch”--from Wall Street. Mort rues the long-ago day he put all of his available cash in what he described as “Sweet Chariot Stocks.” Huh?