Was Not! Is Not! Rumors! They seem to bug everybody -- even religious groups. The following statements should clear up some of these insidious misunderstandings going around in sacred circles. The kind of lights used on Noah's ark were not flood-lights. Atheism is not a threat to organized Bingo. The favorite hymn of worshippers at early services in churches is not "Onward Christian Folgers." The new Chief Rabbi of Northern Alaska is not named "Eskimoses." Jonah was not the first subma ...