You Know You’re In a Small Country Town if… …its Zip Code is “E—I—E—I—O.” … “Main Street” isn’t paved. ...there are more dead people in the cemetery than people living in town. …the local Veterinarian is also a Taxidermist. The sign over the office door says, “Either way, you’ll get your dog back.” …it’s known as a “Poke and Plumb” town.