“Tex, you are looking at a new record holder.” “Oh, what’s that Ron? Most putts of any golfer in the last tourament?” “Well, that, yes. But I’m talking about something else. Today I broke my own personal reord for most days lived.” “And how many days is that?” “Can you keep a secret?” “Yes.” “So can I.” Laughing, Tex said, “Okay, but I can guess there are enough of those days that instead of Ronald, I can start calling you Ron Old Birk.” Whe ...