A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to a minister. After the man explained his situation, he asked the minister if there was anything he could do. “What you should do is go out and buy a late ‘70 or early ‘80 model broken down pickup truck, then go get married to the meanest, ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old house trailer in need of repairs and go live in the desert.” The fellow asked,