Lickety salt Cows don’t have any top teeth in front. While I realize such a statement puts me at risk of winning the Most Obvious Fact In Journalism Award, let me point out that some of my readers may not have known that cows don’t have eye teeth. Lately I’ve been attracting a more citified clientele, so I figure it’s best to bring everyone up to speed, so to speak. Anyone who’s watched cows crop grass has probably noticed that, to get a mouthful, a cow will loop her tongue arou ...