You Might Be In a Country Church If..... Being a fan of Jeff Foxworthy's "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.... " books, I have been inspired to come up with some indicators that might help you identify the place where you worship. You Might Be In A Country Church If... the minister wears boots under his/her robe. you cross three cattle-guards to get there. there are more pickup trucks in the parking lot than cars. you can look out the church window and see straight down the row of a cott ...
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