Preacher, You Might Be In Trouble If... … the congregation votes to put a clock on the back wall of the church. … the notes in the pulpit are for last Sunday's sermon. … someone has replaced the pulpit Bible with a copy of “The Quick And Easy Way To Effective Speaking.” … church attendace rises dramatically – while you're on vacation! … while nervously waiting to enter the church for your first sermon there, an usher attempts to comfort you by whispering, “Don't ...