… If you take a cigar out of a cigar box will the cigar box become a cigar lighter? (Anon.)

… What kind of meat did Noah serve on the Ark? (RB)

… If an over-weight person rests against an object in a standing position, will this make them lean? (Anon.)

… How come vices are more habit forming than virtues? (Doug Larson)

… Is it better to shoo flies or just let them run around barefoot? (Anon.)

… Do you ever wonder why people with the narrowest minds seem to always have the widest mouths? (Anon.)

… If a man lies and says that he lies, does he lie or tell the truth? (Anon.)

… Should you file your nails or just throw them away like everybody else? (Anon.)

… What happens when a missionary on his way to Heaven is eaten by a cannibal on his way to Hell? (Anon.)

… If truck drivers belong to the A.F.L.C.I.O., what do farmers belong to? The E.I.E.I.O.? (Current Comedy)

… Are growing pains things teenagers have or are? (Bob Talbert)

… Do you ever wonder if Columbus had a Discover Card? (Robert Orben)

… Why is it that you can get poorer a lot faster than you can get rich? (Gene Brown)

… How come diamonds are a girl's best friend, but a man has to settle for a dog? (Joey Adams)

… Are raisins just worried grapes? (Anon.)

… How come the same foods that widen my waist narrow my arteries? (Curret Comedy)

… Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (Ray Michel)

… How do we know David wasn't on steroids? (Robert Orben)

… Do cosmetologists have to take make-up exams? (Today's Chuckle)

… Do you ever wonder what was wrong with cured ham before it was cured? (Anon.)

… Does distressed leather come from very tense cows? (Tim O'Brien)

… Why is it okay to call a woman a vision, but not okay to call her a sight? (Richard Lederer)

… If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? (Tim O'Brien)

… Why is it people who don't know right from wrong always pick wrong? (Anon.)