“What are you so excited about?” “Boredom!” “I'm sorry. I didn't understand you.” “Boredom. I'm excited about boredom!” My conversations with friend Tex Luther often bordered on the strange, but this was a little weird even for him. “Tex,” I said, “please explain what you're talking about.” “It's very simple,” he replied. “I've been doing a lot of thinking lately about what's wrong with the church.